🔥 AI Website Roast

Get brutally honest feedback on your website. Design, UX, copy, SEO - nothing is safe from the roast.

$19


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What You'll Get Roasted On

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Design & Visuals

Colors, typography, layout, visual hierarchy - is it 2024 or 2004?

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Copy & Messaging

Headlines, CTAs, value props - does anyone know what you actually do?

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User Experience

Navigation, load time, mobile - or is it a maze of confusion?

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SEO Basics

Meta tags, structure, content - can Google even find you?

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Conversion Killers

What's stopping visitors from becoming customers?

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What's Actually Good

We'll tell you what's working too (if anything 😏)

Sample Roast 🔥

// HOMEPAGE HERO

"Your headline says 'Welcome to Our Website' - congratulations, you've said nothing. I literally have no idea what you sell. A confused visitor is a bounced visitor. Try telling people what you do in under 5 seconds."


// CALL-TO-ACTION

"Your CTA button says 'Submit'. Submit what? My will to live? Make it specific: 'Get My Free Quote' or 'Start My Trial'. Also, that gray button on a gray background? *chef's kiss* of invisibility."

How It Works

1

Submit Your URL

Drop your website link and pay $19

2

AI Analyzes Everything

Design, copy, UX, SEO - full analysis

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